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06:39am Monday, 5th June 2006

be ye forewarned. any prospective parents out there must heed my words for with your new child, and all the requisite clutter and accoutrements, nothing you can buy at mothercare or the early learning center will prepare you for the foul dreaded curse of clumsiness that will come with your baby.

be it the sleeplessness or not, i am not sure, but this weekend has been spent mostly picking up things that have been dropt, spilt, broken and generally toppled and clattered. a dish was smashed, heads banged (not in the musical sense of the term), food spilt, feet tripped, items dropped, the list goes on.

don’t say we didn’t warn you!